Let it be duly noted and documented that Corey, in preparation for fatherhood, is currently sitting on a pillow that as recently as two days ago was drooled on by a 7 month old baby. He does not appear to be having convulsions and I’m fairly certain that no sanitizers have been used. Let’s all congratulate him on his amazing progress as a father. Of course, all I did today was work on forming a nervous system, small beans compared to that. Stay tuned for more exciting updates as they happen.
We found this interesting…
“Scientists have released a statement today with some interesting information regarding the little known and even less understood Wilson Universe. It has been observed that the universe appears to be growing in size, to the point that it is feared it will actually generate a new planet. They seem to be baffled as to the reason for the sudden growth in the size of the universe but one researcher is quoted as saying ‘It’s best that we don’t ask questions’. They are currently estimating that if it continues on its present course, the universe will add the new planet on or about June 15th, 2009. There is speculation that this planet could actually become the center of the Wilson Universe. When questioned, inhabitants of the universe alarmingly do not appear concerned, but rather excited about the impending events.”